Protect What Matters Most

Cold Pants are the world's first thermally-insulated organic undergarment engineered for saunas. Like a wearable thermos, our design shields cooling elements from 90°C air—so you can enjoy the heat without worrying about your fertility.

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Coming Summer 2026

Why This Matters

Your testes evolved to sit outside your body for a reason: sperm production requires temperatures 2–4°C below core body temperature. In a sauna at 80–100°C, your body's natural cooling mechanisms are completely overwhelmed. Studies show regular sauna use significantly decreases sperm count—effects that take 3–6 months to reverse.

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Thermos-Style Insulation

Unlike standard underwear with cooling packs that melt in minutes, our wool-felt thermal barrier shields the cooling element from the hot air—while a conductive inner layer draws heat away from your body.

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GOTS Organic Cotton

The base garment is certified organic cotton—no synthetic fibers releasing chemicals when heated. Wool insulation is natural, breathable, and maintains its insulating properties even when damp.

Phase Change Cooling

Our cooling packs use Phase Change Material calibrated to 18°C—cold enough to protect your fertility, warm enough to prevent discomfort. Lasts significantly longer than ice in extreme heat.

The Science Behind Cold Pants

Your body has built-in cooling for your testes: the cremaster muscle adjusts position, the dartos muscle changes surface area, and a network of veins pre-cools incoming blood. But at 90°C, these systems fail completely. Heat floods in from all directions—the hot air, radiant heat from the sauna stones, even the bench you're sitting on.

Cold Pants solve this with a simple principle: insulate from the outside, conduct from the inside. A thermal barrier (wool felt or aerogel) blocks the 90°C sauna air from warming the cooling pack, while the skin-facing layer efficiently transfers heat away from your body. The result: your cooling pack lasts the full session, not just the first five minutes.

37°C
Core Body Temp
33–35°C
Optimal for Sperm
80–100°C
Sauna Temperature

That's a 108°C temperature difference

Standard cooling packs melt in under 8 minutes. Cold Pants are designed to last.

Product Highlights

Cupped Architecture

Not just a pocket—a contoured cup shape that wraps underneath, protecting from heat in all directions including the bench below.

Medical-Grade Silicone Pack

Soft, flexible, and safe at high temperatures. Won't degrade in the sauna. Feels premium against a moisture-wicking mesh barrier.

No Frostbite Risk

Unlike ice packs that can cause cryoburn on hot, wet skin, our 18°C Phase Change Material is calibrated for safety and comfort.

Wide Cricket Waistband

Strong elastic supports the weight of the cooling pack without sagging. Boxer brief style covers inner thighs for additional insulation.

The Problem With DIY

Ice packs in regular underwear? They melt in under 8 minutes at 90°C. The cotton acts as a heat bridge, not a barrier. You end up with a warm, wet mess—and no protection.

Cold Pants are engineered from the ground up for extreme heat environments

Our Journey

From research to reality—Cold Pants launches summer 2026

Now: Prototype Testing
We're conducting rigorous thermal testing—measuring temperature vs. time in real sauna conditions. Join our wait list for early results and exclusive pre-order access.
Early 2026: Beta Testing
Working with UK textile manufacturers to refine fit, comfort, and durability. Sourcing GOTS-certified organic cotton and wool felt insulation.
Summer 2026: Launch
Cold Pants ship to our founding customers. Multiple sizes, Phase Change cooling packs included, with replacement packs available separately.
Beyond: Continued Development
Exploring advanced insulation materials (aerogel composites) and expanding cooling pack options for different sauna durations.
2–4°C
Below body temp for optimal sperm
74
Days for one sperm cycle to complete
3–6
Months to recover from heat damage
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Minutes before standard ice packs fail

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Safety: Designed for heat protection. Do not apply frozen elements directly to bare skin. Discontinue use if discomfort occurs. Cold Pants is not a medical device.